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Jon Allen Herb is an American former racecar owner, driver in the Indy Racing League and ARCA, and convicted child sex offender.
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Glenea pulchella is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It was described by Francis Polkinghorne Pascoe in 1858. It is known from Java, Malaysia, Sumatra, Borneo, Moluccas, and the Philippines.
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