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Hans Magnus Ryan, alias \"Snah\", is a Norwegian rock musician, known as front figure of the band Motorpsycho.
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With Honor Fund II is an American independent expenditure-only committee registered with the Federal Election Commission, led by military veterans and focused on electing next-generation military veterans to create a more effective government.
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