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Don't Smoke in Bed is an album by the Holly Cole Trio that draws its title from a composition by Willard Robison. Originally released in Canada in 1993 on Alert Records, the album was also released internationally in 1993 on the Manhattan imprint of Capitol Records.
"}{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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Melocactus neryi is a species of flowering plant from the genus Melocactus.
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