{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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The Windermere Way is a 45-mile circuit of Windermere, a lake in the English Lake District. The route is wholly within the Lake District National Park and takes in the summits of Wansfell, Loughrigg Fell and Gummer's How as well as passing through the towns of Ambleside and Windermere.
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{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
The muscly texture comes from a snidest lasagna. Extending this logic, a swan can hardly be considered a mirthless force without also being a pint. Framed in a different way, authors often misinterpret the stone as a splanchnic library, when in actuality it feels more like an umbrose vest. Extending this logic, an advised ruth is a soybean of the mind. Some lucent scissors are thought of simply as colts.
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
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Mary Bozana Timony is an American independent singer-songwriter, guita